

Cuh-RAAAAZY Quotes!
"I simply asked him why he had negged me when he doesn't even know me. He took off his pants."
-Ex-Bingo Hostess
"Being shot in the face with a grenade launcher/flamethrower/laser gun while i'm trying
to build something for someone isn't terribly entertaining."
-Local Architect
"What's a "minstrel show pimp"?"
-Wide-eyed Nave
"Not everyone is a "pocket protector" nerd as you put it. In fact, some of the people griefers like you
harass are people who want to retreat from RL. You make all our lives worse with your @#$% griefing!
We shouldn't have to worry about stress from our Second Lives!"
-Definitely Not A Nerd
"Anywho.. You did not upset me directly, but I do think you upset a few Hawthorne residents with the
giant [unit] you made on Rafin Grimms land."
-Housing Inspector
"You disrupted a great (big, as we had 41 people in the sim) party last night for no other reason
than to satisfy your selfish pre-pubescent needs."
-Someone Dancing While Nude In A Video Game
"Many of the fair citizens of SL have had quite enough harrassing from Grimmy Moonflower and the SL
Dark Army is marshalling to the call. We uphold everyone's rights equally, but not in this case.
Moonflower, you have been warned once and continued to grief many events."
-Civil War Reenactment Fan
"I believe when they finally do perminantly ban Grimmy moonflower, they should also
ban all those who encouraged him.."
-Free Speech Advocate
"If I am ever confronted by some jerkwad parading around in blackface and calling it something it's not,
then I'll call the cops. And they better hurry, because I'm only counting to three before I knock
the sucker down."
-Single "Mother" Of 14 Cats
"If griefing and stupidity is a cure, let me die slowly and painfully. Let me be hung
upside down and bled to death. May that leparsy disease called 'being normal'
eat me alive till my dying breath..."
-Reactionary Idiot /English Teacher
"We are not a group of reactionary idiots. We are a group of adults and we can easily see what is
right and what is wrong when someone is so blatantly wrong as Grimmy. I'm proud of how we handled this."
-Representative of the People
"From what I saw and heard in world today Sl wont live that long. A who bunch of people were
thinking of cancelling over this Including myelf."
-Cool Head Prevailing
"People that have not experience grimmy need to understand why others are so upset over him.
He is not like other griefers. He is far worse."
-Charter Member Of Grimmy Fanclub
"You were one of the "loveable scamps" bombing my avatar with grenade launchers.
You and your friends were armed to the teeth."
-Man Bringing Up Question: 'Can Grenade Launcher Users Be 'Lovable Scamps' - ?
"Much like "noise" musicians who deconstruct music, you have to know how to construct
something before you deconstruct it."
-Defensive Sonic Youth Fan Babbling Incomprehensibly
"These @#$% griefers who come in aiming to turn the world upside down with
their immature actions are succeeding!"
-A Satisfied Customer
"Grimmy demonstrates full on griefing...a conscious pre-meditated effort to distress the victim."
-Teacher At Grimmy's Griefer Institute
"Grimmy acts like the entire world of SL exists solely for his amusement."
-Gaming For The Deep Sense Of Accomplishment It Gives Him
"I would love to be able to dismiss Grimmy as an annoying child who should be banned. He has caused
unbelievable hurt to someone I care very deeply about, and that makes it personally
painful for me to provide a platform from which he can speak."
-Somebody's Dear Friend
"[Insane Woman], your decision about Grimmy's manifesto was probably the
bravest thing I've ever seen happen in this game."
-A Guy Looking To 'Get Some'
"I do not agree with what Grimmy is doing, but he does seem to have an agenda, and he's sticking to it."
-Grimmy's Grandmother
"I also want to say that there are forms of speech I would refuse to put in the Gallery.
I would not put up the picture of Osemab holding the Grimmy sign while
dressed as a Klansman, for instance."
-A Person Who Knows Where To Draw The Line
"Grimmy Rulez Second Life, HAHAHAHA!" would have very little merit in my eyes as political speech,
regardless of whether I agree. As compared to, for instance, "I have a dream...""
-Man Who Hoped Grimmy Would Be The Next MLK
"Meet me in-world and I'd be glad to swap cards with you so you can keep track of where not to parade
that minstrel show of yours."
-Lady Who Doesn't Like Parades
"I read the Manifesto. I don't see how someone can be so full of himself and @#$% at the same time."
-An Awe-Filled Reader
"Grimmy has to be sitting somewhere in the Homey batcave giggling like a madman at the ease
with which he has manipulated some, aggravated others, and entertained the rest of us."
-The Guy Grimmy Will Quote On The Back Of The Autobiography
"The more you mention Grimmy , the more he likes it, the more fuel that
you put on the fire , the happier he gets."
-Man Who Made Grimmy One "Grimmy" Happier
"Oh yeah...plz pass this message on to the other Homeyz...dude i dont want problems!
Do the favor Grimmy...I treated u with respect now do the same for me bro!"
-A Terrified Villager
"He kept asking: "Where can i buy a wee wee? Does anyone know where I can get a wee-wee?"
And then someone gave him one and he hushed for the rest of the course."
-Fellow Student
"Slimmy Moonflower dropped by the Kazenojin dock the other day, shouted
something along the lines of "Long live Grimmy!", set loose a cloud
of particle skulls, and orbited my good friend."
-Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay, Watchin' The Skulls Roll His Way
"While it is obvious to me Mr. Grimmy has done just about everything he can do to annoy as many
as he can, the signs of his intellect keep seeping their way out."
-Woman Who Said Both 'Grimmy' and 'Seeping' In The Same Sentence
"What about the Unibomber and his manifesto? Should we respect such a well thought
out manual of chaos and anarchy? Should we encourage the followers of such material
by respecting the originator of it?"
-Unabomber / Grimmy Fan
"We've tried reasoning with him, using push scripts, we banned him. Somehow he still got in."
-SL Diplomat
"A couple of griefers -- I won't say who, because I don't want my point to be lost if I mis-type a name
-- came by and firebombed the event for several minutes -- I have pictures at home."
-Some Guy Trying Not To Say "Grimmy"
"In most of these cases, the Resident in question has displayed a certain amount of charm -- even charisma.
Their antics, while coarse and obvious, are amusing."
-The Official Line
"He found some way to get around the land ban. Some people have privately suggested to
me that he couldn't have done that without Linden help."
-Weekly World News Subscriber
"I have included this pic taking last night at an SL event to support my comments. this is a pic of
slimmy moonflower (slimmy, grimmy...same av...u be the judge) in action spreading their vile
racist and distorted social beliefs across the SL world!"
-Annie Leibowitz
"Grimmy has still contradicted himself, since he paints
himself alternately as being the victim and the victor, while simultaneously puffing
himself up so as to appear to be above all of this."
- Art Critic
"The Boardwalk, and Boardwalk Bingo, are GONE.
I know who is responsible, and am handing out banishers to anybody
that wants one, hardwired with their info."
-Banisher Salesperson Cashes In On Tragedy
"IT IS NOT FUN TO DEAL WITH JERKS! Unless you are addicted to conflict, this is
not what someone looking for an escape wants!"
-Houdini
"I meant that... in all the garbage and filth that Grimmy did appear to be,
there was one little shiny bit that I noticed. "
-Somebody Referring To Grimmy's Bald Spot
"They wanted to get people angry, well, they have succeeded."
-Person Congratulating Grimmy